I Regret My Username..

Ya girl Shayla getting turnt in everyday possible by myself

FT

my bed

labias:

Coming back from the club like 

Me

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sexting-via-morsecode:

This is the best trend that’s happened all year.

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matesprit:

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

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onlytwitterpics:

Well, the tea has been good today 

Woooo my girl Ari

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surprisebitch:

is it just me.. but when i have chapped lips, instead of applying on chapstick or petroleum jelly, i have the urge to peel off the dead skin with my fingers til it bleeds

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adriansydney:

When I say I didn’t try, there was a point when I did try. It just didn’t click with me. I think I’m ADD, that’s why. I would really try and just get these bad grades, and I remember I would go home and be so bummed I would cry sometimes. I just don’t get it. And even though I had a lot of fun in high school you grow up, it’s hard being a teenager. It’s hard, you know?

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  • - me: *doesnt reply until the next solar eclipse*

  • - me when someone doesnt reply after 8 minutes: you have to be kidding me. after all ive done for this friendship. youre just going to throw away all weve been through this easily, youve soiled our friendship and i hope it was all worth it in the end.

fuckyeavanity:

team-joebama:

fuzzy-purple-lights:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won

i need to meet their parents.

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heart:

does anyone else have a dad that yells when he gets really mad at you and you’ve had to deal with it since you were a kid and it’s like the kind of yelling that’s super scary and you also cry easily from that..

My mum

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only1600kids:

McDonald’s Trip

Goals

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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

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